Lyrics

Trailer Park Phil

They say it’s all down hill now
but you’re a true believer
To hell with forgotten memories
You want to catch the fever
You’re a true believer
You’ve got time for one more good man

Trailer Park Phil is a happy guy
He makes a great impression
Always ready with a great big smile
He’ll be kind and gentle
Never judgmental
He will be a good friend to the end

Trailer Park Phil can’t love you
He’ll wine and dine and court you
He’ll make you smile
and feel so fine you’ll glow
Trailer Park Phil can’t love you
You’ll laugh until you cry
A man you will never really know

He’ll pick you flowers every day
He’ll call you every night
Just like a fairy tale
You’ll love telling all of your friends
about this amazing man
who really does seem to understand

Trailer Park Phil can’t love you
He’ll wine and dine and court you
He’ll make you smile
and feel so fine you’ll glow
Trailer Park Phil can’t love you
You’ll laugh until you cry
A man you will never really know

After a while you’ll see a change
Phil will be acting very strange
Longing for the couch at home
Not talking on the telephone
Wanting to be left alone
Says he’s got friends you’d find thrilling

Trailer Park Phil can't love you
He'll wine and dine and court you
He'll make you smile
and feel so fine you'll glow
Trailer Park Phil cant't love you
You'll laugh until you cry
A man you will never really know

A man you will never really know